ALPHA AUTHENTICS | CUSTOM WRESTLING APPAREL | WE ARE UNTED
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    This fun-loving, competition-craving, kid-friendly, larger-than-life, care-free, pie-eating, joke-playing, all-inspiring, team-building, down-to-earth, hard-working, record-smashing, tree-climbing, hard-headed, family-oriented, all-around-awesome gorilla represents the best in custom apparel and champions the grit, grind and goals of athletes everywhere.

     If you would like GRUFF to appear at your next event, please contact us:

    (800) 674-8540
    service@alphaauthentics.com

    FAVORITES
    Book: HAIRY Potter and the Five Point Throws
    Movie: King Kong, of course
    Movie Quote: “Are you not entertained?”
    Food: Anything. Has been witnessed eating everything from tree bark to raw fish
    Color: Silver(back)
    Music: Intense Hip Hop
    Dance move: Primate shuffle
    Hero: Athletes that strive for greatness
    Weakness: Warm Hugs
    Pet Peeve: Giving Up
    Saying: Leadership can grow from sportsmanship
    Sport: Anything. Will compete in everything from arm wrestling to water balloon toss.
    School Subject: Humanolgy
    Talent: Can play drums

    STATS
    Height: 6 feet 5 inches
    Weight: Really heavy
    Age: Young at heart
    Food Intake: Puts buffets out of business
    Bench Press Record: School Bus
    Debt Collections: 100% success rate

    WARNINGS
    Can become agitated if not fed in timely manner.